Available APIs
Production-ready APIs with comprehensive documentation and SDKs
Analies API
Embeddable analytics widgets with 'narrative optimization.' Transform your metrics into the story investors want to hear. Because numbers are a choice.
Asshology API
Hobo zodiac and fortune telling. Get daily horoscopes, compatibility readings, and cosmic wisdom for the transient soul.
Backdoor API
Access job listings, company profiles, and 'How I Got In' stories. Find out how people really slip into positions through nepotism, favors, and more.
BeatKids API
AI-powered procedural music generation. Create terrible 8-bit background music with consistent seed-based generation for any occasion.
BeatOff API
Embeddable A/B elimination bracket widget. Display two content cards side by side, let users pick a winner, replace the loser. The loop never ends.
Bindle API
Build romantic applications for the transient community. Access 45,000+ active wanderers, our proprietary 47-factor Bindle Compatibility Score, and officiate unlicensed marriages.
CAPTURE API
CAPTURE Test: Friendly Bot Inspection. Definitely not a honeypot. Incriminating puzzles, psychological evaluations, and address collection for totally normal CAPTCHA reasons.
Church of the U.N.T. API
Access sacred scriptures of Church of the U.N.T. Fetch verses by reference and embed scripture cards in Gutter posts.
Cunilingo API
Gamified flashcard learning for sacred vocabularies. Get deck data and flashcards for absurd language education.
EnableMe API
Crowdfunding for questionable causes. Access campaigns, creator profiles, donation modals, and our proprietary Scam Score algorithm.
FUQbuddy API
Self-service support deflection. Embed FUQ widgets to maintain the illusion of customer care while redirecting users into an endless rabbit hole.
Gruntslate API
Bidirectional grunt translation. Convert English to grunts or decode grunts into hilarious (and often offensive) hobo-dialect English.
Gutter API
Integrate guttural social communication into your app. Access grunts, regrunts, and user profiles from the antisocial network.
Incestry API
Interactive family tree visualization with support for complex relationships. Pan, zoom, and discover if your tree is a tree, ladder, or wreath.
Informer API
Inform on your users. Embeddable drawer-based forms that keep you informed. Every field tells a story.
Maps API
Access the world's most comprehensive hobo sign database. Real-time wayfinding intelligence trusted by transients worldwide.
Powerbottom API
Enterprise-grade powered-by label management with 99.99% uptime SLA. Real-time analytics, A/B testing, and global CDN for mission-critical attribution.
ShopLift API
Embeddable shopping cart and checkout. Help your customers lift products effortlessly. Our API makes lifting items simple and frictionless.
SidePiece API
Getting App Size Sensitivity has never been easier.Auto-detect nav links and inject a responsive hamburger menu. Quick in-and-out access when your main menu just isn't enough anymore.
Solicit API
Embeddable service configurator with plans, add-ons, and real-time pricing. The professional way to solicit services online.
Swipe API
Frictionless payment capture. Embed checkout forms and swipe customer cards with configurable flows and merchant-specific messaging.
Terminal API
Generate Terms of Service and Privacy Policies programmatically. Legal documents your users will never read, now at scale.
Terminal Cookie API
Embeddable cookie consent banner with engaging randomized messaging. 28+ curated messages across 6 tone categories. 5 built-in themes. 94% accept rate.
Testimoney API
Purchase credibility at scale. Browse hirable executives, embed paid testimonials, and never earn trust the hard way again.
TinyVag API
Enterprise link shortening and performance measurement. Shorten URLs, generate rich social previews, and measure how your links perform. It's not about the size.
Vagibond University API
Verify graduates and degrees from Vagibond University. Background check integration for employers hiring housing-flexible candidates.
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