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Available APIs

Production-ready APIs with comprehensive documentation and SDKs

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Analies API

Analies API

Embeddable analytics widgets with 'narrative optimization.' Transform your metrics into the story investors want to hear. Because numbers are a choice.

5 reality levels plausible deniability
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Asshology API

Asshology API

Hobo zodiac and fortune telling. Get daily horoscopes, compatibility readings, and cosmic wisdom for the transient soul.

12 zodiac signs fortunes
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Backdoor API

Backdoor API

Access job listings, company profiles, and 'How I Got In' stories. Find out how people really slip into positions through nepotism, favors, and more.

9.4 avg backdoor score 87% success rate
Beta
BeatKids API

BeatKids API

AI-powered procedural music generation. Create terrible 8-bit background music with consistent seed-based generation for any occasion.

6 styles terrible tunes
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BeatOff API

BeatOff API

Embeddable A/B elimination bracket widget. Display two content cards side by side, let users pick a winner, replace the loser. The loop never ends.

matchups 0 purpose
Beta
Bindle API

Bindle API

Build romantic applications for the transient community. Access 45,000+ active wanderers, our proprietary 47-factor Bindle Compatibility Score, and officiate unlicensed marriages.

3M+ matches 12K ceremonies
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CAPTURE API

CAPTURE API

CAPTURE Test: Friendly Bot Inspection. Definitely not a honeypot. Incriminating puzzles, psychological evaluations, and address collection for totally normal CAPTCHA reasons.

100% capture rate 0 bots caught
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Church of the U.N.T. API

Church of the U.N.T. API

Access sacred scriptures of Church of the U.N.T. Fetch verses by reference and embed scripture cards in Gutter posts.

10 books 500+ verses
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Cunilingo API

Cunilingo API

Gamified flashcard learning for sacred vocabularies. Get deck data and flashcards for absurd language education.

1 deck 16 cards
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EnableMe API

EnableMe API

Crowdfunding for questionable causes. Access campaigns, creator profiles, donation modals, and our proprietary Scam Score algorithm.

$47 raised 0.3% legit
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FUQbuddy API

FUQbuddy API

Self-service support deflection. Embed FUQ widgets to maintain the illusion of customer care while redirecting users into an endless rabbit hole.

94% deflection rate 0% resolution rate
Stable
Gruntslate API

Gruntslate API

Bidirectional grunt translation. Convert English to grunts or decode grunts into hilarious (and often offensive) hobo-dialect English.

47 templates combinations
Stable
Gutter API

Gutter API

Integrate guttural social communication into your app. Access grunts, regrunts, and user profiles from the antisocial network.

890M+ grunts 2.1M users
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Incestry API

Incestry API

Interactive family tree visualization with support for complex relationships. Pan, zoom, and discover if your tree is a tree, ladder, or wreath.

2 layout modes 3 themes
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Informer API

Informer API

Inform on your users. Embeddable drawer-based forms that keep you informed. Every field tells a story.

847K forms deployed 99.9% capture rate
Stable
Maps API

Maps API

Access the world's most comprehensive hobo sign database. Real-time wayfinding intelligence trusted by transients worldwide.

847K+ signs 94.7% accuracy
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Powerbottom API

Powerbottom API

Enterprise-grade powered-by label management with 99.99% uptime SLA. Real-time analytics, A/B testing, and global CDN for mission-critical attribution.

2.4B impressions/mo 99.99% uptime
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ShopLift API

ShopLift API

Embeddable shopping cart and checkout. Help your customers lift products effortlessly. Our API makes lifting items simple and frictionless.

$2.3M lifted/mo 89% lift rate
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SidePiece API

SidePiece API

Getting App Size Sensitivity has never been easier.Auto-detect nav links and inject a responsive hamburger menu. Quick in-and-out access when your main menu just isn't enough anymore.

768px breakpoint 1 line integration
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Solicit API

Solicit API

Embeddable service configurator with plans, add-ons, and real-time pricing. The professional way to solicit services online.

2.4M solicitations/mo 99.2% satisfaction
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Swipe API

Swipe API

Frictionless payment capture. Embed checkout forms and swipe customer cards with configurable flows and merchant-specific messaging.

$4.2M swiped/mo 99.9% swipe rate
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Terminal API

Terminal API

Generate Terms of Service and Privacy Policies programmatically. Legal documents your users will never read, now at scale.

10K+ clauses 0.02% read rate
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Terminal Cookie API

Terminal Cookie API

Embeddable cookie consent banner with engaging randomized messaging. 28+ curated messages across 6 tone categories. 5 built-in themes. 94% accept rate.

28+ messages 94% accept rate
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Testimoney API

Testimoney API

Purchase credibility at scale. Browse hirable executives, embed paid testimonials, and never earn trust the hard way again.

200+ executives $847K spent on trust
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TinyVag API

TinyVag API

Enterprise link shortening and performance measurement. Shorten URLs, generate rich social previews, and measure how your links perform. It's not about the size.

4-char IDs 90-day TTL
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Vagibond University API

Vagibond University API

Verify graduates and degrees from Vagibond University. Background check integration for employers hiring housing-flexible candidates.

213 graduates 12 degrees

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