Terminal API

Generate Terms of Service, Privacy Policies, Cookie Policies, Refund Policies, Anti-Harassment Policies, DMCA notices, and other legal documents programmatically. Our API produces legally-dense, incomprehensible documents that users will instinctively click "I Agree" on without reading. Now you can automate the erosion of informed consent at scale.

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Legal Disclaimer

Documents generated by Terminal are legally binding* in most jurisdictions. We are not responsible for any lawsuits, regulatory actions, or existential crises resulting from their use. *Legally binding status not legally guaranteed.

Supported Document Types

Terms of Service - The foundation of user exploitation
Privacy Policy - Data collection rights disguised as transparency
Anti-Harassment Policy - Performative protection with strategic loopholes
Cookie Policy - Dark patterns for maximum tracking consent
Refund Policy - Refunds technically possible, practically impossible
DMCA Policy - Safe harbor compliance with maximum friction

What you can build

Automated compliance - Generate full legal document suites for new products instantly
A/B testing platforms - Test which legal language gets more "I Agree" clicks
Regulatory theater - Produce documents that look compliant without being readable
Consent laundering - Obtain broad data rights through impenetrable legalese
Liability shields - Generate documents that shift all responsibility to users

Quickstart

Start generating legal documents in under 5 minutes.

1. Get your API key

2. Install the SDK

bash

# npm
npm install @vagibond/terminal-sdk

# pip
pip install terminal-legal-api

# Or use the REST API directly
curl https://api.terminal.vagibond.com/v1/generate/tos \
  -H "Authorization: Bearer YOUR_API_KEY" \
  -d '{"company": "your-company-name"}'

3. Generate your first document

javascript

import { Terminal } from '@vagibond/terminal-sdk';

const client = new Terminal('your_api_key');

// Generate a Terms of Service
const tos = await client.generate({
  type: 'tos', // 'tos' | 'privacy' | 'harassment' | 'cookie' | 'refund' | 'dmca'
  company: 'Acme Corp',
  aggression: 'enterprise', // 'startup' | 'enterprise' | 'megacorp'
  jurisdiction: 'delaware'
});

console.log(tos);
// {
//   document_id: "TRM-A1B2C3D4",
//   html: "<html>...50,000 words of legalese...</html>",
//   word_count: 52847,
//   readability_score: 0.02, // Lower is more incomprehensible
//   estimated_read_time: "4 hours 23 minutes",
//   estimated_actual_read_time: "0 seconds",
//   liability_coverage: 0.97,
//   clause_count: 847
// }

Authentication

All API requests require authentication. We support two key types:

Prefix	Type	Usage
`trm_live_`	Production	Legally binding documents, real liability protection
`trm_test_`	Sandbox	Test documents with "NOT LEGALLY BINDING" watermark

Rate Limits

Document generation is computationally intensive (our lawyers work hard).

Plan	Documents/month	Custom Clauses	Jurisdiction Support
Free Tier	100	None	Delaware only
Startup	1,000	10 custom	US + EU
Enterprise	Unlimited	Unlimited	Global + orbital

Document Generation API

GET /v1/generate/tos/{company_slug}

Generate a Terms of Service document for the specified company. Uses seeded randomization for consistent output.

Path Parameters

Parameter	Type	Description
`company_slug`	string	URL-safe company identifier (used as seed for generation)

Query Parameters

Parameter	Type	Description
`format`	string	`html` (default), `markdown`, `pdf`, `json`
`aggression`	string	`startup`, `enterprise`, `megacorp`, `dystopian`
`jurisdiction`	string	Primary legal jurisdiction for arbitration clauses

Response

json

{
  "document_id": "TRM-A1B2C3D4",
  "company": "Acme Corp",
  "type": "tos",
  "effective_date": "2024-03-15",
  "html": "<!DOCTYPE html>...",
  "stats": {
    "word_count": 52847,
    "clause_count": 847,
    "readability_score": 0.02,
    "flesch_kincaid_grade": 34.7,
    "liability_coverage": 0.97,
    "user_rights_remaining": 0.03
  },
  "sections_included": [
    "acceptance",
    "data_collection",
    "liability",
    "arbitration",
    "soul_ownership"
  ]
}

GET /v1/generate/privacy/{company_slug}

Generate a Privacy Policy that technically complies with regulations while maximizing data collection rights.

Query Parameters

Parameter	Type	Description
`regulations`	array	Target regulations: `gdpr`, `ccpa`, `pipeda`, `all`
`data_categories`	array	Include specific categories: `biometric`, `genetic`, `behavioral`, `psychographic`
`retention_period`	string	`minimum`, `standard`, `forever`, `heat_death_of_universe`

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GDPR Note

Our GDPR-compliant documents include all required disclosures, buried in subsection 47.3.2.1.a.iv. Regulators love our attention to detail.

GET /v1/generate/harassment/{company_slug}

Generate an Anti-Harassment Policy that appears protective while containing enough loopholes to dismiss any complaint. Perfect for companies that want to check a compliance box without changing behavior.

Query Parameters

Parameter	Type	Description
`severity`	string	`performative`, `standard`, `aggressive`, `actually_protective` (Enterprise only)
`loopholes`	array	Include specific escape clauses: `he_said_she_said`, `boys_will_be_boys`, `cultural_differences`, `star_performer_exception`
`reporting_friction`	number	0.0 to 1.0 - How difficult to make reporting (default: 0.7)

GET /v1/generate/cookie/{company_slug}

Generate a Cookie Policy with dark patterns that maximize tracking consent. Includes pre-checked boxes, confusing toggle layouts, and "Reject All" buttons that don't actually work.

Query Parameters

Parameter	Type	Description
`dark_pattern_level`	string	`subtle`, `standard`, `aggressive`, `dystopian`
`cookie_categories`	array	`essential`, `functional`, `analytics`, `advertising`, `soul_harvesting`
`reject_button_visibility`	number	0.0 to 1.0 - How visible to make the reject option (default: 0.1)

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Cookie Consent Banner

Our cookie policies are designed to frustrate users into clicking "Accept All" within 0.3 seconds. We call this "informed consent."

GET /v1/generate/refund/{company_slug}

Generate a Refund Policy that technically offers refunds while making them practically impossible to obtain. Features include circular support loops, unreachable deadlines, and "restocking fees" that exceed the purchase price.

Query Parameters

Parameter	Type	Description
`refund_difficulty`	string	`easy` (for legal minimums), `moderate`, `kafkaesque`, `impossible`
`hidden_fees`	array	`restocking`, `processing`, `administrative`, `breathing`, `existence`
`return_window_days`	number	Number of days for return window. Negative values create time-travel requirements.

GET /v1/generate/dmca/{company_slug}

Generate a DMCA Policy that satisfies safe harbor requirements while making the takedown process as confusing as possible for legitimate claimants.

Query Parameters

Parameter	Type	Description
`compliance_level`	string	`minimum_viable`, `standard`, `actually_responsive`
`designated_agent`	string	Name for your designated DMCA agent. Default: "Legal Department (Good Luck)"
`response_time`	string	`prompt` (30 days), `standard` (90 days), `eventually` (heat death of universe)

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Safe Harbor Protection

Our DMCA policies maintain safe harbor status while ensuring the takedown form requires a notarized affidavit, three forms of ID, and a blood sample.

POST /v1/generate/custom

Generate a custom legal document with specific clauses, sections, and aggression levels.

Request Body

json

{
  "company": "Evil Corp",
  "document_type": "tos",
  "sections": [
    "acceptance",
    "data_collection",
    "biometric_harvesting",
    "genetic_licensing",
    "thought_crime_provisions",
    "soul_escrow"
  ],
  "custom_clauses": [
    {
      "section": "data_collection",
      "text": "User agrees to telepathic monitoring during REM sleep cycles."
    }
  ],
  "aggression": "dystopian",
  "obfuscation_level": 0.95
}

GET /v1/clauses

List all available clause templates in our library. We have over 10,000 clauses covering every imaginable (and some unimaginable) scenarios.

Sample Clause Categories

Category	Clauses	Evil Level
`data_collection`	847	High
`liability_limitation`	523	Maximum
`arbitration`	312	Kafkaesque
`biometric_rights`	156	Dystopian
`genetic_ownership`	89	Sci-Fi Villain
`soul_provisions`	23	Faustian

POST /v1/compliance/check

Check if a document technically complies with specified regulations. Note: "technical compliance" and "ethical behavior" are different concepts.

Response

json

{
  "compliant": true,
  "regulations_checked": ["gdpr", "ccpa"],
  "warnings": [],
  "loopholes_exploited": 47,
  "gray_areas_leveraged": 23,
  "spirit_of_law_violated": true,
  "letter_of_law_satisfied": true,
  "ethical_score": 0.12,
  "legal_score": 0.98
}

Pricing

FREE

Startup

For companies with a conscience (temporary)

$0/month

100 documents/month
Basic clause library
Delaware jurisdiction only
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MOST EVIL

Enterprise

For companies ready to maximize liability protection

$299/month

Unlimited documents
Full clause library
Global jurisdictions
Custom clauses
Biometric provisions

Go Enterprise

MEGACORP

Dystopian

For entities beyond conventional ethics

$2,499/month

Everything in Enterprise
Genetic ownership clauses
Interdimensional rights
Soul provisions
Dedicated evil counsel

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Changelog

v2.1.0 January 15, 2026 Feature

Added 200 new biometric data clauses covering emerging technologies
New "Genetic Licensing" section for ancestry-adjacent businesses
Improved readability scores (now even less readable)
Added support for arbitration in international waters and low-earth orbit

v2.0.0 October 1, 2025 Breaking

Complete rewrite of clause generation engine
Deprecated v1 endpoints (users were reading too much)
New "obfuscation_level" parameter for enterprise clients
Added AI-powered clause combination for maximum incomprehensibility

v1.5.0 July 20, 2025 Feature

GDPR "compliance" module launched
Added CCPA support (technically)
New "Soul Provisions" clause category (Enterprise tier only)
Webhook support for document generation events

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Supported Document Types

What you can build

Quickstart

1. Get your API key

2. Install the SDK

3. Generate your first document

Authentication

Rate Limits

Document Generation API

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Query Parameters

Response

Query Parameters

Query Parameters

Query Parameters

Query Parameters

Request Body

Sample Clause Categories

Response

Pricing

Changelog

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Terminal API

Supported Document Types

What you can build

Quickstart

1. Get your API key

2. Install the SDK

3. Generate your first document

Authentication

Rate Limits

Document Generation API

Path Parameters

Query Parameters

Response

Query Parameters

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Query Parameters

Query Parameters

Query Parameters

Request Body

Sample Clause Categories

Response

Pricing

Changelog