Asshology API

<script src="https://asshology.vagibond.com/asshology-core.js"></script>

// Get sign from date of birth
const sign = Asshology.getSign('1985-03-25');
console.log(sign.name);  // "Scaries"
console.log(sign.symbol);  // "♈"

// Get today's fortune
const fortune = Asshology.getDailyFortune('scaries');

// Check compatibility
const match = Asshology.getCompatibility('scaries', 'vagitarius');

{
  id: 'scaries',
  symbol: '♈',
  name: 'Scaries',
  dates: 'Mar 21 - Apr 19',
  element: 'Fire',
  rulingPlanet: 'Boxcars',
  description: 'Bold, impulsive, first to jump a moving train...',
  traits: ['adventurous', 'impulsive', 'courageous'],
  luckyItems: ['red bandana', 'steel-toed boots'],
  compatibility: ['vagitarius', 'leblow', 'vagiquarius']
}

const fortune = Asshology.getDailyFortune('vagitarius');
// "The 3:47 freight train will take you somewhere magical."

const week = Asshology.getWeeklyFortune('scaries');
// [{ day: 0, category: 'love', fortune: '...' }, ...]

const wisdom = Asshology.getDailyWisdom();
// "Home is where you park your cart."

const lucky = Asshology.getLuckyNumbers('crapricorn');
// { numbers: [7, 13, 21, 34, 42], description: 'Your lucky can counts for today' }

const result = Asshology.getCompatibility('scaries', 'vagitarius');

// Returns:
{
  sign1: { ... },  // Full sign object
  sign2: { ... },  // Full sign object
  score: 95,
  compatible: true,
  description: "Scaries and Vagitarius are a cosmic match!"
}

<div id="horoscope"></div>

<script src="https://asshology.vagibond.com/asshology-core.js"></script>
<script>
  const userDOB = '1985-11-25';
  const sign = Asshology.getSign(userDOB);
  const fortune = Asshology.getDailyFortune(sign.id);

  document.getElementById('horoscope').innerHTML = `
    <h2>${sign.symbol} ${sign.name}</h2>
    <p>${fortune}</p>
  `;
</script>