Available APIs
Production-ready APIs with comprehensive documentation and SDKs
Asshology API
Hobo zodiac and fortune telling. Get daily horoscopes, compatibility readings, and cosmic wisdom for the transient soul.
Bindle API
Inventory management for the minimalist lifestyle. Track possessions, share items, and manage your bindle contents programmatically.
Cunilingo API
Gamified flashcard learning for sacred vocabularies. Get deck data and flashcards for absurd language education.
EnableMe API
Crowdfunding for questionable causes. Access campaigns, creator profiles, donation modals, and our proprietary Scam Score algorithm.
Gruntslate API
Bidirectional grunt translation. Convert English to grunts or decode grunts into hilarious (and often offensive) hobo-dialect English.
Gutter API
Integrate guttural social communication into your app. Access grunts, regrunts, and user profiles from the antisocial network.
Hole of Glory API
Access sacred scriptures of C.U.N.T. Fetch verses by reference and embed scripture cards in Gutter posts.
Maps API
Access the world's most comprehensive hobo sign database. Real-time wayfinding intelligence trusted by transients worldwide.
Terminal API
Generate Terms of Service and Privacy Policies programmatically. Legal documents your users will never read, now at scale.
Vagibeats API
AI-powered procedural music generation. Create terrible 8-bit background music with consistent seed-based generation for any occasion.
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